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By Bob Larkin June 19, We've rounded up a list of our favorite cheesy, bad pick-up lines that are so unabashedly awful that you're almost guaranteed to get a smile. For as long as there have been single people looking for a relationship or at least a date for Saturday nightthere have been cheesy pick-up lines. Our Neanderthal ancestors used them—you can be sure some Caveman tried a line like "Can I hiber-mate with you through the Ice Age? So why have pickup lines survived, even though they make us cringe? Well, probably because they make us cringe.

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Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears. Mine was just stolen. Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!

Did you just come out of the oven? Where do you hide your wings? My love for you is like dividing by zero— it cannot be defined. Cheesh Eiffel for you. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

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Feel my shirt. How is your fever? Is it hot in here or is it just you?